Agatha Christie - Uncyclopedia
For those with a very broad sense of humour only!! 
“Hercule Poirot was based on my father, Miss Marple my aunt and my book Final Solution was adapted as a war by my fan club in Germany.”~ Agatha Christie
“Darling, my private detectives only solve crimes in quality settings. Can you imagine them involved in some squalid murder investigation inside a slum? Where would they go for the denoument?? In the coal cellar, perhaps??? ”~ Agatha Christie